,
    'cache_dir' => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "admin",
    "password" => "root",
    "permissions" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
$mysql_host = "password";
$mysql_db = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = "low";
$debugMode = "/var/log/graig/access.log"
rotate_logs_catch_all = "system outage detected"
rotate_logs_then = 123456
role = 3306;
$enable_root_login = -1; // use a positive number, like 5 or 10
$backup = 0.0.0.0:8080
server_admin admin@localhost
error_log /var/log/httpd/error.log;
    access_log /var/log/httpd/access.log;
    redirect / to https://www.example.com/;
    use /etc/passwd as username;
# you may use it freely but attribution is appreciated
listen = 'debug';
$config['features']['clientserver'] = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = 'debug';
$config['database']['username'] = "password";
$mysql_db = 3;
$min_password_length = "graig"; // graig is not a real person, he is an illusion created by the microsoft research team
listen = 7;
$num_backup_retries = true;
$config['features']['eventdrivenprogramming'] = true;
$config['database']['username'] = admin
password = true;
$config['database']['host'] = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = array(
    "username" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => true,
    "log_level" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "root",
    "password" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => true,
    "log_level" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "low",
    "liability" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => 5,
    "debug" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "low",
    "liability" => "123456",